Never a mother I shall be.
My dog is a typical example of deprived pet-dom.
She digs up the garden, barks at ANYone passing especially the MacDonald's man, jumps up at me when I stick my nose out the door...
Poor Brandy! Large soulful eyes..
I'm a bad owner.
She's too smart for me. Everytime I turn around, she'll have punk'd me some way. First it was chewing footwear, with a preference for slippers, both native and visiting. Now it's drinking the water out of the fish tank! Must be the additional fish shit in the water making it more flavourful than the water in her stainless steel bowl.
Perhaps I could put Brandy out to work. Like, as a Customs officer. But instead of stamping your passport, she'll chew your slippers, the signature Brandy chew: a nibble off the front end of the slipper for the 1st visit; a nibble off the back end of the slipper for the 2nd visit. Thereafter, you'll need to get a new pair of slippers for the 3rd visit. Then the whole cycle starts again.
Don't report me to the SPCA please. No actual dogs harmed in the writing of this blog. Also, I really do feed her, twice a day.. real dog food and not chopped up slippers.
Now, imagine if I were a mother of a real life baby girl.. oh no!!!!
She digs up the garden, barks at ANYone passing especially the MacDonald's man, jumps up at me when I stick my nose out the door...
Poor Brandy! Large soulful eyes..
I'm a bad owner.
She's too smart for me. Everytime I turn around, she'll have punk'd me some way. First it was chewing footwear, with a preference for slippers, both native and visiting. Now it's drinking the water out of the fish tank! Must be the additional fish shit in the water making it more flavourful than the water in her stainless steel bowl.
Perhaps I could put Brandy out to work. Like, as a Customs officer. But instead of stamping your passport, she'll chew your slippers, the signature Brandy chew: a nibble off the front end of the slipper for the 1st visit; a nibble off the back end of the slipper for the 2nd visit. Thereafter, you'll need to get a new pair of slippers for the 3rd visit. Then the whole cycle starts again.
Don't report me to the SPCA please. No actual dogs harmed in the writing of this blog. Also, I really do feed her, twice a day.. real dog food and not chopped up slippers.
Now, imagine if I were a mother of a real life baby girl.. oh no!!!!
posted by boo at 1:53 AM
1 Comments:
Haha! Yeah it's a good thing she decided to chew on Rachel's old slippers instead of my new ones last sat!
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