they REALLY did say that!

I usually bring something funny back from training.

Today it was -

During warm up, side shuffles
X: "I can't take this, open close open close open close"
Y: "Just keep it shut"
Z: "Think Kegel exercises"
X: "Cannot lah, open close open close too fast!"

Then... during warm down, butterfly stretch
A: "Hey X, how come now can do the stretch? Not uncomfortable?"
X: "Oh, like that its always open, used to it what."

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Donut dunces trying to explain why the donut didn't work: "because runner went into the wrong hole"
X: "HAH? Donut only got one hole, how to go wrong hole?"
Y: mutter mutter "thats why say wrong hole mah..."

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Last week, training in the pouring rain.
X, defending in the middle against a monkey move, evidently not liking the open-close open-close fast shuffles required of the center defender.
X stops mid-shuffle...holds up a fist in mid-air and yells, "omg, my ____ fell out!"
To prove it to the rest of us, X then proceeds to squueeeeeze the ____.